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Razor-sharp Halloween observations
12:45 AM 10/31/2007 — It's Halloween again, the one night each year when children across America go trick-or-treating, only to have their candy taken away because some crazy person might have loaded it with a razor blade.
I also used to be told not to eat apples or any other fruit, in case they were poisoned.
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Halloween is a nightmare
10:30 PM 10/30/2007 — Happy Halloween, Ms. Slutty Cop and Mr. Pimp. Welcome to the least enjoyable day of the year for me. With ghouls, ghosts and ghastly, slutty nurses, Halloween on campus is ... uhm ... an experience. Every year, though, students tend to recycle many of the same costumes (hey look! There goes a slutty firefighter!) and pay the same exorbitant cover charge at campus bars.
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Heroism and All Hallow's Eve
11:24 PM 10/30/2007 — Trick or treat
Do I look sweet?
Dressed kinda like a lady of the street
Somewhere during the hazy high school years, Halloween ceases to be a celebration of candy exuberance and transforms into an excuse to dress outlandishly while imbibing generous amounts of a different sort of treat.
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