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Mr. Atheist goes to Springfield
12:16 AM 4/10/2008 — This sentence might be difficult to digest at first, but last week, in the Illinois legislature, something interesting happened. Most people don't care about the Illinois' legislative branch, except when they are arguing about the CTA, income taxes or Barack Obama's distant past.
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So you've decided to burn down an orphanage
12:17 AM 4/10/2008 — Today's topic is how you, an average citizen who just happens to be a major scumbag politician, can avoid public scorn. The simple secret is to come clean before anyone suspects something is wrong. For example, let's say you are a United States Congressperson who intends to set fire to the Orphanage For Really Cute Children.
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